Worth the Squeeze

It was more of a teen sex farce when I first read it. So we kind of took this broad script and ground it into reality.

When you're in a theater and he asks right now for a blow job, everyone going, "Oh, god, no, no, no." And it kind of goes from being scary, to letting him off the hook.

Quotes:
Eli: "Fine! Godd*mnit Matt! I swear to God if you don't f*ck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please!! Please!! Matt!! F*ck her for me!!! For meee!!"


Danielle: "Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?"


Matthew: "...You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze."


Kelly: "If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing, I'm need a show of good faith, you know, something concrete."
Matthew: "Like what?"
Kelly: "A blowjob."
Matthew: "Look; I told you, she's not doing that anymore."
Kelly: "Who said anything about her?"


Danielle: "What's the craziest thing you've done lately?"


Matthew: "Oh my god, she's so hot."
Eli: "What channel, dude?"


Ferrari: "I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?"
April: "Uh, when I was ten."
*awkward pause*
Ferrari: "Okay, moving on..."


Danielle: "Shh... Relax. Ectasy is not that bad."
Matthew: "What?"
Danielle: "Kelly likes dosing people with E."
Matthew: "Oh my god!! Am I gonna die??"


Man: "Why did you skip film school? Aren't you a little young?"
Eli: "Shut the F*CK UP! Next question! Faster! Faster!"





Eli:
"Dude."

Matthew:
"I know."

Klitz:
"Dude."

Matthew:
"I know.. "



Danielle:
"What's the craziest thing you've done lately?"



Kelly:
"You have to ask yourself: Is the juice worth the squeeze?"

deep inside...

It's 3 o'clock,
and we ask ourselves,
"Where are we now?"
It seems we've wondered out of bounds again!
(Over and over, we ask ourselves why we don't utilize
things that are stored
deep inside of our brains!)
I'm on my own and I can't see straight!
Am I so stoned that I can't see straight?
Man, I've got to find my way back home,
but I'm too deep inside
It's 4 o'clock,
and we ask ourselves,
"Where did I go wrong?
We passed my house at least an hour ago!"
Over and over, we ask ourselves why
don't we utilize things
that are stored deep inside of our brains!
I'm on my own and I can't see straight?
Am I sooo stoned that I can't see straight?
It's 5 o'clock,
and we ask ourselves,
"We need to get home! The sun is creeping overhead again!"
I'm way too deep inside to go home...
I've got to get sane!

No Shaq, Plenty of Heat

The Shaq-less Heat went on a third-quarter tear Thursday en route to a 102-95 Game 3 win over the host Wizards. Miami is within a game of sweeping its East semifinal. Shaquille O’Neal, who was a gametime decision, did not dress due to a bruised thigh. Despite missing its big man, Miami went on a 22-5 third-quarter spurt to take a 74-65 lead. The Wizards cut the deficit to three, but Udonis Haslem’s jumper with 1:30 remaining sealed it. Dwyane Wade’s game-high 31 points led five Heat players in double figures. Game 4 in Washington is Saturday at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.

Hmmmmm... I know that most of you knows about this one.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)
7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)
9)Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave'm in the middle)

This is just based on my own opinion.. I was surfing around the net and I found something kewl that's why I created a post here on my blog just in case you can visit this one.

NFSU 2

2PM I started playing Need For Speed Underground 2. I continued my career on the game so that I can upgrade the parts of my car it's a Honda and just trade in to Hyundai this afternoon coz it's so hard to make it when it comes to Street-X and Sprint races I'm always having a hard time to won the race I have to restart the game 3 or 5 times it's really drivin' me nuts Ok let's talk about the parts of my car.. I just installed all the Level parts of the car - from engines to NOS ( nitrous oxide ) and I only have 1 race left so that I can upgrade all the stuffs to Level 2 and that's DRAG RACE which is not auto when handling your car you have to change gear in manual though the race track is not hard but it's hard to control the car when you steer it from left to right and right to left, bad luck I can't make it to the top hehehe

Until next time guys I'm so sleepy this time 12:33AM

What is it?

Another variant of the Sober virus, W32/Sober.p@MM
is a Medium Risk mass-mailing worm hiding inside an email attachment. When run, the worm displays a fake error message, infects the host computer and sends itself to the email addresses that are harvested from the infected machine. Like many Sober variants, this variant uses several different email messages randomly, in either English or German depending on the version of Windows.


What should I look for?

FROM: Varies (forged addresses taken from infected system)
SUBJECT: Examples: English: Your Password
German: WM-Ticket-Auslosung
BODY: Examples:
English: Account and Password Information are attached!
German: Herzlichen Glueckwunsch,
beim Run auf die begehrten Tickets für die 64 Spiele der Weltmeisterschaft 2006 in Deutschland sind Sie dabei.
ATTACHMENT: account_info.zip, autoemail-text.zip, LOL.zip, Fifa_Info-Text.zip, mail_info.zip, okTicket-info.zip, our_secret.zip, _PassWort-Info.zip


How do I know if I've been infected?
When the ZIP archive is extracted and the contained PIF file is manually executed, the virus may display a fake error message which reads "Error: CRC not complete".



How do I find out more?

View details about W32/Sober.p@MM here.